So what’s everyone’s favourite flying device?
Is it fairies?
Is it Pixies?
Is it drones or helicopters?
Is it quadcopters or aeroplanes?
Is it a pegasus?
It’s fairies and pixies. Obviously.
It’s hard to know but people these days believe in fairies and pixies they believe the fairies and pixies are behind-the-scenes controlling the government.
They believe that fairies and pixies live in the forest and hide behind electric poles and are waiting to jump out at you at night when you go somewhere around Sydney Australia.
Pixies are in control of all the speed cameras in the world and the reason you are caught going above the speed limit in your Ferrari is because a fairy or a pixie actually took the picture.
Fairies and pixies of course don’t show up in photographs because they’re very shy.
There are some photographs of fairies and pixies that some people think are genuine but it’s very hard to know for sure because a lot of people are idiots.
Of course fairies and pixies are very interesting because they can fly so a lot of fairies and pixies are regularly sucked into the engines of jumbo jets on takeoff and landing.
Many Pixies are also destroyed by albatrosses and eagles and end up as food for predators such as larger fairies and pixies.
Sometimes you’re driving home late at night and you think to yourself I can see a pixie or is it a fairy in a lot of people confuse Pixies with fairies or they confuse a fairy with a pixie.
These people are stupid. There are clear differences that can make it clear to all of us.
I think you’ll find that Pixies are more the Republicans and Fairies are usually the Democrats .
Pixies and fairies are extremely wealthy because they don’t need to wash their clothes.
That’s why they’re so wealthy – even though they have no pockets in which to keep said money.
But they do get their wings dry cleaned once a month.
So which is faster – a Fairy or a Pixie?
here are some places you will probably never find a fairy or a pixie and a petrol station an outback Australia add a McDonald’s drive-thru had a billbug comedy show
Pixies don’t spend much time on land. They spend more time in the sky avoiding helicopters and aeroplanes and quadcopters.
They have been known to travel at speeds of up to 400 miles per hour.
Tinkerbell was a fairy…possibly.
If you do see a fairy or a pixie don’t talk to them about how they are a fairy or a pixie…and don’t mention their wings because it makes them feel self-conscious.
Nobody wants to feel self-conscious.
Instead you simply extend your right hand and give them a fairly firm handshake so that these ethereal creatures know that you’re serious.
If you make these winged creatures feel uncomfortable what are the chances they will return to Earth? Not very good.
And for the love of all things good please don’t tell them any offensive pixie or fairy jokes.
These dudes have got an amazing memory and they will somehow get revenge on you because they’ve got a lot of friends (that all look like them) and all have the same muscles and wing power so it’s not going to end well for you.
They’ll meet up with their pixie buddies and say things like ,”These earth people keep looking at our wings and making us feel awkward. Let’s just stay up here in the clouds and watch the humans while they’re showering.”